Why We Should All Support George "Dubya" Bush: Bush Thinks an Oxymoron an Animal Species!

Why We Should All Support George "Dubya" Bush:
Bush Thinks an Oxymoron an Animal Species!
Edward C. Paolella
May 6, 2006

"Let America Be America Again"
—Langston Hughes (1936)

"Let America be America again.
Let it be the dream it used to be....

(America never was America to me.)

Let America be the dream the dreamers dreamed–
Let it be that great strong land of love....

(It never was America to me.)

O, Let my land be a land where Liberty
Is crowned with no false patriotic wreath,
But opportunity is real, and life is free,
Equality is in the air we breathe....

America never was America to me."

Do you not just love the genocide that is going on in Darfur?

I want Bush to ask Colin Powell, the former Bush Secretary of State, to announce ONCE AGAIN, as he first did on September 9, 2004–with Bush having done nothing to intervene–that imminently over one million black Sudanese will have been slaughtered by the "Janjaweed" militias ("Men with a gun on a horse") ordered by the Sudanese government to "clear" civilians, through massacre, rape, and forced displacement, from areas considered "disloyal" to the Arabized Islamic government, despite the fact that the black Sudanese are themselves Muslims, although considered by the Janjaweed to be an inferior race to serve only as slaves–if allowed to live at all!

Well, let us all get into bed together to discuss why it is in our best interest as Americans to support Bush in every conceivable way possible.

I want gasoline prices to go up to $25.00 a gallon within the next six months so as to keep Bush as happy and as rich as possible--he's an "oil man" you know--and to have all oil company executives and shareholders get even greedier than they now are.

I want more American young men and women to die in Iraq. I want more American young men and women to come back from Iraq maimed for life and almost all of them on anti-depressants, for who knows how long. The vast majority of them will no longer be able to work, will no longer be able to cope with family conflicts (if still single) or with marital problems (if they remain married), and will no longer be able to raise psychologically healthy children–as happened after the Viet-Nam War. At the same time, I also want to vigorously support Bush's decrease in army pay and in veterans' benefits.

I want Bush to continue to violate both American and international law by endorsing the alleged practice of various methods of torture to extract information from such captured al-Qaeda 9/11 operatives as Khalid Shaikh Mohammed and Ramzi Bin al-Shibh as well as other "detainees" in undisclosed foreign countries that employ cruel and unusual punishment. As one unnamed American government official said, as quoted in The Washington Post, December 26, 2003, "We don’t kick the [expletive] out of them. We send them to other countries so they can kick the [expletive] out of them."

I want Bush to increase financial aid to Afghanistan so that they may increase their growing of poppy plants from 85% to 99% for the manufacture of hard-core drugs for the increasing number of American drug addicts–some of whom have served one or two tours of duty in either Afghanistan or Iraq--so that the Taliban Warlords in Afghanistan may become richer than ever
and more powerful than ever with an increased ability to purchase more destructive weapons and in greater numbers to terrorize and subjugate their own civilian population and kill more American soldiers stationed there. Their increased aid and profits from drug-trafficking will help the Islamist insurgents to have the financial aid they need to swell their numbers in training camps all along the Afghan-Pakistan border.

I want Bush to speak to Jesus and Jesus to speak to him more often to give Bush the guidance that he needs to cut the taxes on the richest 1% of Americans at the expense of the middle class, the working poor, the poor, and the illegal "aliens" who pay taxes, but have no benefits and no voting rights or governmental representation in America. I like that illegal "aliens" are contributing $463 billions dollars to social security, but never having access to a social security check.

I want the minimum wage, now at $5.15 an hour–far too high for small businesses to pay--to be reduced to $2.15 an hour. I want to help more illegal "aliens" to come across our Mexican and Canadian borders so as to increase the chances of having terrorists slip into our factories and nuclear plants and clean water supply facilities.

I want to see social security totally dismantled. I want all corporations and companies to abolish pension plans. I want the price of prescription drugs to increase and have the drug companies determine the prices. I want the number of Americans medically uninsured, now at 46 million, to double to 92 million by November 2008.

I want to see more public unrest and civil disobedience to show Bush that his policies are truly working and are effective in increasing the number of dissidents, "Minutemen," and vigilante groups throughout America.

I want all corporations to have the right to pollute and destroy the earth and as many species upon it by increasing the contaminants allowed to seep into our air and water, having Bush abolish all governmental regulations on pollution control.

I also want all bankruptcy laws to be abolished. I want no more government aid to colleges and universities and stem-cell researchers and no more student financial assistance or student loans. I also want all affirmative action programs to surcease at once.

I want hunger to increase in America, the richest country in the world, to be in good standing with all the poorest countries on the African continent and in Haiti where--daily--thousands of children suffer the agonies of famine or die from curable diseases while Bush subsidizes huge corporate farmers and dairies to destroy their foodstuffs to guarantee higher prices.

I want to encourage a rise in the teenage pregnancy rate and the incidence of AIDS to quadruple by November 2008 as a direct result of Bush's "abstinence only" policy--one of the most Christian approaches to the betterment of mankind to be devised since Franklin Roosevelt's "New Deal" while Bush throws good taxpayer dollars after bad in tokenism to the AIDS pandemic in Africa and India.

I want to see the Supreme Court reverse Roe. v. Wade so that abortions on demand become illegal and women are forced to suffer and die in the tens of thousands each year as a result of back-room abortions done under totally infected conditions by unqualified abortionists using coat hangers.

I want a federal law against gays and lesbians getting legal rights to marry. I want to have all gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and the transgender placed in concentration work camps run by fundamentalist Evangelicals, Pentecostals, Jews, Muslims, White Southern Baptists, Catholics, Jehovah Witnesses, "Moonies," White Supremacists, and Skin Heads.

I want all social programs and prisons in America to be "Faith Based" and funded, of course, by our tax dollars--including the tax dollars paid into the Internal Revenue Service by atheists.
I want the abolition of the 13th, 14th, and 15th amendments to the American Constitution. I want the "Patriot Act" to make the exercise of free speech, a free press, and the right to free assembly curtailed indefinitely with absolutely no separation of church and state.

I want Bush to usurp the right to privacy in America by declaring it legal--with no legislative approval--to tap all telephones and to have access to all personal computer hard drives, all e-mail correspondence, and all public library records of books checked out and to whom to be made available to the Central Intelligence Agency and the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

I want to encourage massive layoffs by all American corporations going off shore to avoid the too high tax dollars on their profits that they once had to contribute to the Federal Treasury--even though Bush allowed them all huge tax breaks-- and to pay factory workers, often children as young as 13 years old, the cheapest wages possible, anywhere between 3 cents and 70 cents an hour, and to have unemployment go through the roof in America or to create only those jobs for Americans paying them one- to two-thirds of what they used to earn while also cutting them off from medical insurance and pension plans.

I want Bush to lie over and over and over again and get caught over and over and over again lying.

I want America to be America again, and only if we get behind Bush and all his political, religious, social, and economic agendas will the true America have a chance to be America again in November 2008.

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