Ratzinger (Affectionately Named "The Rat" and "God’s Rottweiler")
Elected New Roman Catholic Pope (April 19, 2005):
Bad News for Everyone Rational, I Fear!
Edward C. Paolella
Until I die, I hope in my deepest and truest heart-of-hearts that I am proven totally dead wrong!
But I do genuinely fear that the "Rat," also referred to as "God’s Rottweiler" (the German-bred commonly used guard dog), is going to prove to be bad news for everyone except all catholic-a-tons, fundamentalist-a-tons, evangelic-a-tons, orthodox-a-tons; religionist-a-tons, lesbian-gay-bisexual-transgender-bash-a-tons; racist-a-tons; anti-semite-a-tons; skinhead-a-tons; white supremist-a-tons; neo-nazi-a-tons; neo-fascist-a-tons; neo-imperialist-a-tons, rabid capitalist-a-tons. Rationalists around the world do not have a chance in hell!
Sisters and brothers, do not dare go out in drag. No more limp wrists (Roxy-Sarita), no more cruising, no more bath houses, no more gyms with steam rooms, no more gay movie theaters, no more porno (gay or straight) in theaters or at home, no more lesbian-gay-bisexual-transgender community centers, no more lgbt domestic partner relationships, no more pedophile priests (straight and gay).
It is the time for 1984 in the year 2005 and beyond; it is the time for the thought police; it is the time for the religious street-police as in the streets of Iran; it is the time for the ending of all civil liberties; it is the time for the tightening of the Patriot Act; it is the time for public floggings; it is the time for public hangings; it is the time for public humiliations; it is the time for the anti-gay marriage amendment; it is the time for arch-conservative reactionary republican administrations for the next 5,000 years (at least); it is the time for the over-turning of abortions-on-demand; it is the time for the universal ban on all forms of birth control whatsoever; it is the time for the implementing of the universal policy of Fahrenheit 451.
It is the time for the return of the concentration camps ("Strikte Moral Macht Frei"); it is the time for the death camps and the lighting of the crematoria; it is the time for both the "cleansing of the dictatorship of [moral] relativism " and "aggressive secularism"; it is the time for international, inter-faith religious warfare and the genocide and of all non-Catholics; it is the time for the abolition of the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America; it is the time for the free showing in all movie theaters around the world (with subtitles) of Mad Max and The Passion of the Christ; it is the time for the Catholic Inquisition and forced conversions; it is the time for the "Anti-Christ" with the number "666" on the back of his neck to appear and reign supreme; it is the time for the man-made Godly self-fulfilling prophecy of Armageddon.
It is the time for the return of Jesus, the only true "Messiah" and the monotheistic "Three-Persons-in-One God."
It is time for all orthodox Muslim men to be restricted to only one wife.
It is the time for the rebuilding of the third temple in Jerusalem.
It is the time for the rapture; it is the time for the final judgment.
It is the time for the sealing of hell with its burning of tortured souls for all eternity (except for the 144,000 elected to be with God in heaven--all Jehovah Witnesses, of course ).
It is the time to be given new bodies.
It is the time for the new heaven and the new earth.
It is the time for the return to the Garden of Eden before the Fall.
It is the time for eternal bliss with the man-created idea of the existence of an All-Loving, All-Forgiving, All-Compassionate, All-Merciful God.
It is the time for all atheists (before they are rounded up and exterminated) to continue to walk on the sunny sides of the streets throughout the world singing "Somewhere over the Rainbow" in every language known to mankind.
It is the time for the return of the planet of the apes!